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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

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Anonymous asked:

dipper having dreams every night about a man with one eye and striking gold hair that get more and more real, him not telling anyone because he doesnt want to see crazy until one day hes wandering alone and sees bill in the flesh.

thechronicliar:

 Here you go!

Dreams of You

              Barely a teen and Dipper was already moaning away in his bed as he tossed and turned. Alas, his dreams weren’t the steamy type. They’ve been the exact same dream for the past six weeks. Every single one of them has been about a man. By now, he knew every detail of the man’s face. Every curve, hair, crease, and line of this man’s face was etched into his mind. And why? He had no idea.

                At first it was just a blurred vision of the blond man’s face, but now the man was in crystal clear view. It wasn’t as stagnate as before, either. It seemed that every dream he had of this man ended up with Dipper chasing him through the woods. The man was always out of reach. No matter how far Dipper reached, he could never grasp the man’s coat.

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(( THE MOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW ))

oH MY GOD I AM CRYING

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oh my god. haha, this is just dandy.

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These are actually male peacock spiders, but that makes it no less adorable or amazing.

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a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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Your lucky at my highschool all we had was a girl petition to get back to school after having a gang bang/orgie in the auditorium

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